Quantity of Roommates: 2ish
Gender of Roommates: Female, mostly
Other stats about roommates: One's a drama queen, one's a slob, one's in a tumultuous relationship (hence the -ish), one's single and hating it, one's sharing my ROOM, one's got a giant room all to herself.
The Jist of the Sitch: Where will it end? Bram Stoker said it best:
"The [house] is a veritable prison, and I am a prisoner!"
"What manner of [wo]man is this, or what manner of creature is it in the semblance of [wo]man? I feel the dread of this horrible place overpowering me; I am in fear-- in awful fear-- and there is no escape for me; I am encompassed about with terrors that I dare not think of..."